Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – Spoiler Review

Story The third chapter of the Harry Potter series catches up with Harry in his third year at Hogwarts. Once again he and his two besties Ron and Hermione are up to no good, causing trouble in the neighbourhood. This year is quite different though as this year there is a murder on the loose…

Swiss Army Man – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story Hank (Paul Dano) has been stranded on an island for god knows how long and has basically had enough with living alone just waiting to die. He only sees one way out and the only way out he sees is if he ends his life. He has the rope and he has the box…

The Magnificent Seven – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story If you’ve seen either Seven Samurai or the original The Magnificent Seven then just skip you know everything you need to know. A town is being terrorised by a mean old sod so one or two of the townsfolk go to seek help from anyone they can find. Just so happens they find Denzel Washington,…

Hell or High Water – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story Chris Pine and Ben Foster are brother bank robbers. When their bank robber shenanigans catch the attention of Jeff Bridges,  he is keen to catch Foster and Pine and make them answer for their shenanigans. It is a simple story for a simple but great film. Good The cast in this film was on…

Blair Witch – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story Back in 1999 (the greatest year of which I was bestowed upon this Earth) Heather, Michael and Josh went missing in a woods of name I can’t remember. It is now 2016 and Heather’s brother James has a had enough and wishes to go into the woods and seek any sign of his sister…

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story Harry Potter has returned for his second year at Hogwarts along with all his best pals and Draco the ultimate child douche. The second year gets slightly darker and more serious. Harry has been warned not to return to Hogwarts as terrible things are going to happen. Ignoring the warnings, Harry returns to Hogwarts…

Sausage Party – Review (Spoiler Free)

Story The idea for this thing is bonkers and totally and utterly stupid… which is why it worked so well. An amazing cast consisting of Seth Rogan, Kristen Wiig, Michael Cera, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill and James Franco just to name a few. They all play food who believe us humans (hopefully you’re a human) are…

Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate – Review (Spoiler Free)

Introduction I love Assassin’s Creed. It was my favourite game franchise up until Unity (enough has been said about that game) so I was hasty to buy Syndicate. It has been almost a year since the game came out and I didn’t buy it just in case it was another Unity. I remember being in…