Ranking MARCH in Film (Spoiler Free)

Introduction I don’t want to write an introduction so you get this! FIVE… Beep-Boop-Beep! FOUR… Bong-Diggy-Bong-Diggy-Bong! THREE… Bwa-Bwa-Bwa! TWO… Dingy-Dingy-Dingy-Dingy! ONE… Woof! Don’t care! 05. Game Night From the people who brought us Horrible Bosses comes another comedy with bad taste. To be fair, Horrible Bosses 1 & 2 are guilty pleasures of mine. However,…

Ranking FEBRUARY in Film (Spoiler Free)

Introduction I believe I said I would be better at my reviews in February. I can tell you now that it was all an elaborate ruse to distract you from the fact that it was me stealing the milk from the fridge. Ha! Unlimited cereals for me you stupid yogurt pots! Anyway…. 05. Journey’s End…

Ranking JANUARY in Film (Spoiler Free)

Introduction I slacked in January. I just didn’t feel like writing anything on these films. I’ve promised myself I’ll do better in February but couldn’t let January slip by. So, I did a very brief round up of the four films I saw this month. I didn’t get a chance to see everything so, baring…

Top 10 Films Of 2017 and Top 10 Most Anticipated Films Of 2018

Introduction I look on 2017 as a bit of a let down but, when I go back and look at the films I’ve seen, I realise that we got some pretty good films this year. I have some honourable mentions in It Comes At Night, Daddy’s Home 2, Alien: Covenant and Assassin’s Creed which I…

Sour Milk: The Last Jedi – Review (Spoiler Free)

Ever drank some milk that looked fresh but was in fact sour? Sour milk = The Last Jedi. Everything looked great on the surface, but after you spent 2 1/2 hours of your life watching it, you’re left with something that just is not right. Let’s start off with what The Force Awakens left us…

Daddy’s Home 2 – Mini Review (Spoiler Free)

Good I am so happy to say that Gibson and Lithgow stole the show. They were the only reason I was excited for this film as I wasn’t a fan of the first. Literally, they MADE the film! Lithgow and Ferrell so could have been actual father and son. Just look at the posters and…

Murder On The Orient Express – Mini Review (Spoiler Free)

Good Kenneth Branagh gave a fantastic performance as the worlds greatest detective. When does he ever give a bad one though? Little things with his performance saved the character from being just another bland detective obsessed with solving a case. In fact, he really wants anything else over than to get involved with this case….

3 Reviews in One

Introduction So, yeah, it’s that time of year again when I fall back on my reviews and in order to catch up I have to be lazy and combine them all into one post. So, here ya go! The Death Of Stalin Obviously the star studded cast is something to be praised. Everyone gives s…

Top 10 THE LORD OF THE RINGS Moments

Every year I go back and watch The Lord Of The Rings trilogy (extended). The re-watch this year took place over this past week and ever since I saw The Hobbit trilogy, I have been on the fence for which trilogy I enjoy more. The Hobbit trilogy holds sentimental value as it introduced me to…

Blade Runner 2049 – Review (Spoiler Free)

Blade Runner 2049 is a special one. For others, it has to live up to 30 years of expectations. For me, it has to live up to months of expectations. This was my most anticipated film of the year before I had even seen the first. The director, composer, cinematographer, and cast – all favourites…